,Purr-Fect Pop up Birthday Card, 3D Cat Farting Confetti Funny Birthday Card, Cat Mom or Dad Bday Popup Cards for Husband, Wife, Friend, and Every Cat Lover, 1 Notepaper, 1 Envelope

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Arrives Dec 26 -Jan 01 if you order today. Hooray!
  • Dec 22

    Order placed
  • Dec 23 - 24

    Order ships
  • Dec 26 -Jan 01

    Estimated arrival

🚚💨 Due to the busy season, Orders now may arrive after Christmas—but they make amazing New Year’s gifts!

Item details
  • Make Their Bday A Blast - Card front reads "4 out of 5 cats don't care that it's your birthday" and opens to a pop out birthday kitty bursting with excitement and confetti, saying "#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!"
  • Explosive Laughter - A giggle-inducing happy birthday card lets you express just how special your friends and loved ones are in the most festive gag gift possible
  • Write Your Heart Out - Use the included lined note paper to express all of your heart-felt and snarky birthday wishes without having to scribble in the margins
  • Unending Laughs - More than a gag gift, our pop up cards are displayable for years of humor thanks to sturdy high-quality construction and diligent packaging
  • Love Your Pop Card…Or Else - The only thing higher quality than our humor is Dirty Pop Cards dedication to unique and giggle-inducing pop-up cards like you've never seen before!


Product Description

Purr-fect Birthday

This cat needs a diapurr right meow.

Our hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.

9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.

One-Of-A-Kind Birthday Cards

Find a different way to say "Happy Birthday" that matches the playful and fun-filled relationship you have with your friend or loved one because you're funny as f*ck and they need to know it!

Cheeky Love and Anniversary Cards

Perfect for Valentines Day, Anniversaries and any day of the week where you want to show that special naughty someone how randy they make you.

Everyday Laughs with Naughty Cards

Give your friends and loved ones a giggle-inducing memory that they'll remember forever and show them why they're your favorite weirdo or at least how much you're just in it for the "D".


CEO & Founder, Thao Lam

It didn’t take long for us to adopt a company philsophy of “F*ck ‘Em”

Life’s too short to give a sh*t about not offending people. So, every time we see customers cackle like hyenas, we do a little happy dance. When someone complains because they’re offended, we do an aggressive happy dance and say, “F*ck ‘Em”. Think about it…Ten years from now, is anyone going to remember that sh*tty, generic greeting card they’ve seen a thousand times? Not a f*cking chance. Give them one of our offensive 3D pop up cards and they’ll talk about your rude a** joke card for decades.

Dirty Pop Cards

We Make Offensive Greeting Cards So You Get The Glory Of Being Funny As F*ck

You know your friends and family well. Really well. These are people you laugh with ‘til it f*cking hurts. Your ride-or-dies. You’re inappropriate. You say offensive sh*t. No one judges. We launched Dirty Pop Cards in July 2020 because we want people laughing together. The harder the better. When people open our dirty 3D cards, half the room laughs out loud while the other half gasps, “that’s offensive”. B-f*ckin-ingo.

Shipping Info
  • The above time frame is only applied for orders to the US with standard shipping methods.
  • International orders: It may take 2-5 days longer due to the customs clearance process.
  • Orders can be cancelled or modified only within 2 hours after being placed.

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Satisfaction Guarantee
  • Full-refund or replace a new item (No any extra fee within 30 days since your purchase) for faulty, defective or damaged products.
  • Full-refund if the item is not as described.
  • We have 24/7/365 ticket and email support. Please contact us at help@geckocustom.com if you need any assistance.
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